Postmaster Oscar

Part of being two is learning you do not need those pesky "parents" as much as you did when you were one. Oscar's favorite phrases now that he is two are:

"Oscar read it" (because a two year old does not need books read to him)

"Oscar's turn" (which is always)

"Oscar do it" (when the other two phrases do not apply)

The last phrase pretty much is used for everything mom and dad use to do like check the mail. "Oscar check the mail." He is a pretty good little mail checker except for two small problems:

You have to be very careful he does not push the mail back to the post office side of your box.

He thinks our key open all 6000 mailboxes in the post office and wants to try everyone of them since he does not believe you that the our key only opens our box.